Celebrity Big Brother 2018 Chloe Wilburn

Chloe’s CBB column: “John is trying to manipulate the whole house and the viewing public”

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OMG! Seriously! This Celebrity Big Brother is proper nuts!

I had a catch up afternoon on Monday when I got back from holiday and I’m still laughing my head off now at the episode where Tiffany thought David Gest had died! I had to keep pausing it as I was crying and laughing that hard I couldn’t even see! – my favourite BB episode to date! My laughter soon changed to anger when that tosspot John Partridge started rounding everyone up and saying ‘either she goes or we do’ – who does he think he is?! I believe it was a genuine mistake on Tiffany’s part and a funny one at that.

And as for Johns dipstick mate Kristina saying she’s scared to even sleep in the same room as Tiffany – grow up woman! You’re about to push a melon out of your Mary, you have bigger things to worry about!

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I was really rooting for John after reading that he was taking part in Celeb BB to help pay for his mums care. That’s an admirable thing to do and I had high hopes for him but wow, what a 360!

He even looks mean! John is trying to manipulate the whole house and the viewing public but we’re all growing wise to him. I can’t actually believe he nominated his best mate Darren Day and made out he was doing it for Darren’s own good!

I was so glad when Megan kicked off and tried to open people’s eyes to him – good on her!! I feel like Megan feels stronger and more able to speak her mind now she’s made an alliance with Gemma. I can’t make my mind up about Gemma… I can’t decide if she really is meddling and stirring the pot or if she’s just bringing the drama and trying to make it entertaining. For some reason I can’t help but like her, although looking down my Twitter feed I think I may be the only one!

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What about Gemma’s blazing row with Stephanie! How can Stephanie stand in front of Jeremy, Scotty T, Megan and Tiffany and slate reality TV stars?! For one, you’re on a reality TV show you doughnut and two, you’re all over one of those ‘reality TV stars’ like a rash to the point you’re crying and begging him to like you! In fact, none of us know why you are even begging him and chasing him for, are you even leaving your boyfriend for him?

I don’t think the girl knows what she wants herself! But I’ll tell you something, if Big Brother does put Sam Reece in the house it will be cringing hell fire! I watched Sam on First Dates and he was as dull as dish water… If he’s just going to rock up in the house like a wet lettuce and not really put Steph in her place then he needn’t bother!

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I remember when I came out of the house and Jeremy had wrote that he didn’t think any of us left in the final deserved to win as we were so boring. Apart from trying to bang some other blokes bird, I’d love to know what he’s brought to the house that makes him so entertaining. Don’t get me wrong, I like Jeremy – but I can’t help feeling he’s secretly doing an Irish jig imagining how many Twitter followers he’s gained through his little showmance!

I’m gutted David has had to leave due to illness… He was a brilliant housemate and for me, I thought he had this in the bag! I really can’t say who I want to win right now, it’s really an open playing field. I don’t think Christopher Maloney has the potential to win, but I think he will come out of the house a lot more liked and understood than when he went in and I get the impression that it’s good enough for him! So long as John or Kristina don’t win that will ding dang do for me!

Chloe X


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